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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

:)

Leonardo | 23 | Love my girlfriend @theboowaltz | Just here for the laughs

orteil42

Anonymous asked:

you're really cute. can you be my bf? please be my bf

orteil42 answered:

i can’t sorry my mom won’t let me

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